{"product_id":"original-youre-about-as-pleasant-as-an-itchy-butthole","title":"Original Youre About As Pleasant As An Itchy Butthole Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eBold Design, Soft Fabric – Your New Everyday Favorite\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eFirst impression? Fire. Tenth wash? Still fire. Printed directly on Gildan® cotton with pro-grade DTG ink that bonds to the fiber. No cracking, ever.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eDon’t let the mockup fool you – this isn’t just a tee. Get this design on \u003cstrong\u003e4 styles\u003c\/strong\u003e: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie. You pick, we produce. Simple as that.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy This Stands Out\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eZero Compromise\u003c\/strong\u003e – Vivid, detailed DTG print. Throw it in the wash – the design isn’t going anywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eNot Your Average Blank\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® Ultra Cotton \u0026amp; Heavy Blend – the same blanks top brands trust.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eMove Freely\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic unisex fit with taped seams. The tear-away label means nothing scratching your neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eResponsibly Made\u003c\/strong\u003e – US Cotton Trust Protocol. American cotton, sustainably sourced. Quality with a conscience.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFabric Breakdown\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt (5.3 oz) \u0026amp; Long Sleeve (6 oz):\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% cotton – airy, comfortable, all-season wear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavy Blend Fleece:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8 oz, 50\/50 cotton\/polyester – cozy warmth with pill-resistant durability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eSport Grey is 90\/10 cotton\/poly for a heathered look.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFind Your Perfect Fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eReference the charts below before you order:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pc-card\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .pc-card { margin:16px 0; background:transparent; color:inherit; border:1px solid currentColor; border-color:color-mix(in srgb, currentColor 15%, transparent); border-radius:12px; padding:20px; line-height:1.4; }\n  .pc-card *, 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