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I wish I had serotonin instead of this tiny penis shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
$23.94
Sale price
$23.94
Regular price
$31.94
Fresh Design, Premium Fabric โ Printed Just for You
Soft enough to sleep in. Cool enough to post about. Every piece is DTG-printed on premium Gildanยฎ fabric for colors that pop and comfort that lasts.
๐ธ The image shows a T-Shirt preview, but this design is ready on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your variant and weโll craft it to order.
Why Youโll Love It
- ๐จ Fade-Proof Color โ Direct-to-garment printing means your design stays as bold as the day it arrived.
- ๐งต Buttery Soft Fabric โ Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. OEKO-TEX certified โ safe on your skin.
- ๐ Move Freely โ Classic unisex fit with taped seams. The tear-away label means nothing scratching your neck.
- ๐บ๐ธ Trust the Source โ Made with US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton. Premium from seed to stitch.
Fabric & Construction
- Tees & Long Sleeves: 5.3โ6 oz, 100% US cotton โ light enough for summer, layerable for fall.
- Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 cotton/polyester (8 oz) โ warm, pill-resistant, rib with spandex.
- Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.
Your Perfect Match
Choose your favorite color and find the perfect fit:


- Pick your color from the chart above.
- Choose your size using the size guide.
- Add to cart โ weโll handle the rest!
Shipping & Returns
- โ Made in: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ US Shipping: 3โ7 business days.
- โก Rush Delivery: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ Worldwide: 1โ2 weeks.
Each piece is printed on demand after you order. Double-check your size before checkout. Size-related returns arenโt available, but reach out if you need any help โ weโve got you.
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